Related:

• Did you hear about the couple on the stalled elevator who got off between floors.
• Did you hear about the girl who was so undesirable that she even turned her vibrator off.
• Did you hear about the real smart girl who could play post-office all night without getting any mail in her box.
• Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his hands off his wife so he fired them.
• Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
  Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?...
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus because he thought someone would grab his seat.
• Did you hear that David of the Bible was nothing but a young man who used leather to get his rocks off.
• SMILEY %-) cross-eyed