- George was over in England at a tea party, and was offerred a
cup of tea by the English butler.
The butler said "Here, we serve three types of tea... - Movie Ratings
PG -- the hero gets the girl.
R -- the villain gets the girl.
X -- everybody in the movie gets the girl... - Did you hear about the freeloving secretary
who says
two martinis usually make her feel like a new man... - Simultaneous orgasms," explains a sex therapist,
"are mostly the result of a stroke of luck... - 13-YEAR-old GIRL --
meager beaver... - 42D BRA --
tanks for the mammaries... - A daisy chain is no stronger than its
weakest dink... - A lover is a strange bird.
He feels strongest when he's all in... - A man was so miserable he decide to end it all with 100
aspirins,
but after he'd taken a couple he felt much better... - A pushover is like a personnel manager ...
she gives out jobs...
