- Did you hear about the existence of a Black Panther
gay lib group known as the African violets... - Did you hear about the farmer who couldn't keep his
hands off his wife so he fired them... - Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold
coil.
he had always wanted to come into wealth... - Did you hear about the fellow who chased his girlfriend
up a tree and kissed her between the limbs... - Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start
procrastinating but never got around to it... - Did you hear about the fellow who got ten years for
pumping ethyl behind the station... - Did you hear about the fellow who maintains a special register
of particularly accommodating girls.
He refers to it as his blew book... - Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his
shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave,
promptly provided for a burial at sea... - Did you hear about the female activist who went berserk during
a demonstration and attacked a karate-trained cop with a deadly
weapon.
She ended up a chopped libber... - Did you hear about the female lab technician who has
asked to be transferred from a genetics-research project...
