- Did you hear about the aging ingenue who thinks the best way to keep her youth is never to introduce him to other girls.
- Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next week's advance.
- Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank.
- Did you hear about the artificial insemination enterprise in the Middle East called Seeders of Lebanon.
- Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
- Did you hear about the beautiful woman with
lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty
treatment.
And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes her hair.... - Did you hear about the Biblical straight-arrow who lived life as if there were no Gomorrah.
- Did you hear about the bright young student who was awarded a full scholarship to the college of his choice -- it paid for tuition, books, and bail money.
- Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.
- Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally swallowed his pride.
