- Did you hear about the aging ingenue who thinks the
best way to keep her youth is never to introduce him... - Did you hear about the ambitious secretary who walked
into her boss's office and demanded a salary on next... - Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes
tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank... - Did you hear about the artificial insemination enterprise
in the Middle East called Seeders of Lebanon... - Did you hear about the basketball player who was so
tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him... - Did you hear about the beautiful woman with
lustrous raven tresses who does 100 strokes a night as a beauty
treatment
And after that, if she has any energy left, shhe brushes... - Did you hear about the Biblical straight-arrow who
lived life as if there were no Gomorrah... - Did you hear about the bright young student who was awarded a
full scholarship to the college of his choice
it paid for tuition, books, and bail money... - Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back
of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs... - Did you hear about the careless contortionist who accidentally
swallowed his pride...
