Did You Hear About The Compulsive Gambler Who Drove To Las Vegas, Pulled Up To A Parking Meter, Put A Dime In -- - And Lost His Car.

Did You Hear About The Compulsive Gambler Who Drove To Las Vegas, Pulled Up To A Parking Meter, Put A Dime In -- - And Lost His Car.

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Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las
Vegas, pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and lost his
car.

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