You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You Jump Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor.

You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You Jump Out Of Bed And Miss The Floor.

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-- You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you jump out of bed and miss the floor.

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You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you forget your new password.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you wake up face down on the pavement.
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
.. the day after you bought a waterbed....
You know it's going to be a rotten day when... you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren't any.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.