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You know I'm lost without you. - Stimpy
You know...in a hundred years I just might get to like you.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party for your spouse.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
You know it is going to be a rotten day when... You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water.
.. the day after you bought a waterbed....
You know it's a bad day when your team gets whipped by The Whalers!
You know it's going to be a bad day if you wake up with your water bed busted--and you know you ain't got a water bed.
-- Jan Murray...
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your alarm clock-radio wakes you with the words "One minute to impact.
-- Ambidextrous Rex (Of course, you won't have to worry about getting up to go to wo...
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell's Angels on the freeway.

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