You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: Your Only Son Tells You He Wishes Anita Bryant Would Mind Her Own Business.

You Know It's Going To Be A Bad Day When: Your Only Son Tells You He Wishes Anita Bryant Would Mind Her Own Business.

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You know it's going to be a bad day when: your only son tells you
he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.

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You know you're in trouble when... (1) Your only son tells you he wishes Anita Bryant would mind her own business.
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You know that the day is not off to a good start when someone tells you that your unimportance is only matched by your truly great insignificance.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office.
You know it's going to be a bad day when: you turn on the news and they're displaying emergency routes out of your city.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you see a 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.
-- Anon....
You know it's going to be a bad day when: your twin sister forgets your birthday.
You know it's going to be a bad day when your twin brother forgot your birthday.
Beat your son every day; you may not know why, but he will.
You know this year is off to a bad start when your Mother invites your wife to lunch and tells her about the continuous bed wetting that went on through your college years.
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