You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You Call Suicide Prevention And They Put You On Hold.

You Know It's Going To Be A Rotten Day When... You Call Suicide Prevention And They Put You On Hold.

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-- You know it's going to be a rotten day when...
you call suicide prevention
and they put you on hold.

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