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Why do I drink? I drink so I can write poetry. -- James Douglas Morriso
Why do I get the feeling that this is a setup?
Why do I get the impression that when politicians talk of "family values" in government, they really mean "treat the voters like children?
-- Mark J Bradaki...
Why do I have to have a bag on my head? In order, nin-com-poop, that she should believe you're her husband!
Why..did he use to wear a bag on his head? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Head...
Why do I have to Work for a living?
Why do I live in the desert? Because the desert is the *locus Dei*. -- Edward Abbey
Why do I run a BBS? Because I'm an IDIOT!
Why do I write? I write to entertain my friends and to exasperate our enemies.
To unfold the folded lie, to record to truth of our time, and, of course, to promote esthetic bliss....
Why do men go to war? Because women are watching. -- T. S. Elio
Why do my fusion pistols keep exploding?!?

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