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Why don't we work on Labor Day?
Why don't you blow your brains out? You've got nothing to lose.
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? -- Groucho Marx (in Horse Feathers)
Why don't you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
-- Pick up line...
Why don't you come up and see me sometime? -- Mae We
Why don't you conjure a legendary city, full of magic spells and mystic beasts, out of thin air?
he uninformed client asks. "Well, where would you put it?...
Why don't you do it, then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger.
End my life. -- 7th Doctor, THE HAPPINESS PATROL...
Why don't you ever enter and CONTESTS, Marvin?? Don't you know your own ZIPCODE?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
Why don't you fix your little problem... and light this candle?
-- Alan Shepherd [the first man into space, Gemini program]...
Why don't you get a toupee with some brains in it? -- Moe Howard

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