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Why do those that pay the least complain the most?
Why do those who speak loudest always have the least to say?
Why do tigers live in the jungle? They hate city traffic.
Why do tornadoes only hit trailer parks?
Why do trans-atlantic transfers take so long? Electrons don't swim very fast.
-- john@minster.york.ac.uk and whh@PacBell.COM...
Why do two colors, put one next to the other, sing?
Can one really explain this? no. Just as one can never learn how to paint....
Why do Vulcans have pointed ears? So they can count to twelve. -- "Mad Magazine
Why do we do it? WE DON'T KNOW!
Why do we drive on "parkways" and park on "driveways"?
Why do we expect documentation to accurately describe the product when the documentation is finished first?
-- ...understanding Documentation......

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