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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.
Why don't cats like to swim?
Why don't chickens have lips?
Why don't ease, lease, and please sound alike?
Why don't elephants eat penguins ? Because they can't get the wrappers off ...
Why don't gods come with pull-down menus and online help?
Why don't I get fresh air when I open a Window?
Why don't lawyers lie on the beach? Cats would bury them.
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
Why don't "minimalists" find a shorter name for themselves?
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