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Why don't you write books people can read? -- Nora Joyce, to her husband Jame
Why do other people hear our voices different than we do? Because their heads are full of mush.
Why do pensioners have to eat catfood?
Why do people cry when they're sad?
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"?
I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games....
Why do people persist in walking directly into the well- marked, laser-sharpened, 80K rpm mill saw that is my ego?
Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a few dollars?
Why do politicians think it's federal money?
Why do psychic shows have to advertise?
Why do Red lights last longer than Green ones?

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