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• Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
• Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
  When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there....
• I'm not denyin' the women are foolish: God Almighty made 'em to match the men. -- George Elio
• I am going to explain to you why we went to war. Why mankind always goes to war.
  It is not social or political. It is not countries that go to war, but men....
• Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed.
• Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
• Do not stop to ask what is it; Let us go and make our visit.
  -- T. S. Eliot, The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock...
• Welsh men only marry Welsh women because sheep can't cook.
• Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. -- Stephe