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• Why would a robot need to drink?" -Fry "I don't need to drink, I can quit anytime I want.
  Bende...
• As a rule I don't drink--as a habit I do!
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I will not drink! But if I do... I will not get drunk!
  But if I do... I will not in public! But if I do.....
• I brew the beer that I drink.
• I drink, therefore I am.
• I never spit in your drink, why do you smoke in my air?
• Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? -- Pick up line
• I drink no more than a sponge.