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• I just don't get it, Guinan. I can field strip a fusion reactor.
  I can realign a power transfer tunnel. Why can't I make things work with a woman like Christy....
• Bart: Look behind you, Radioactive Man! The sun is exploding again!
  [jumps down, does a somersault] Marge: Bart, why are you talking like that?...
• People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
  I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
• If anyone has an idea why do I this, keep it to yourself.
• If whales are so damned clever why do they keep swimming near Japan?
• If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score? -- Vince Lombardi
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• Tell me why the stars do shine, Tell me why the ivy twines, Tell me why the sky's so blue, And I will tell you just why I love you.
  Nuclear fusion makes stars to shine, Phototropism makes ivy twine, Rayleigh scattering makes sky so blue, Sexual hormones are why I love you....