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• Some people write to please, to soothe, to console.
  Others to provoke, to challenge, to exasperate and infuriate....
• Be of good cheer: We'll live to piss on the graves of our enemies. -- Edward Abbey
• Why is that every time I write F you see K?
• We spend more time working for our labor-saving machines than they do working for us.
  -- Edward Abbey...
• I once did hold it, as our statists do, A baseness to write fair.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act v, Sc. 2...
• People want to know why I do this, why I write such gross stuff.
  I like to tell them I have the heart of a small boy -- and I keep it in a jar on my desk....
• Why do I drink? I drink so I can write poetry. -- James Douglas Morriso
• A NEW KIND OF PROGRAMMING *** Do you want the instant respect that comes from being able to use technical terms that nobody understands?
  Do you want to strike fear and loathing into the hearts of DP managers everywhere?...
• Why do I live in the desert? Because the desert is the *locus Dei*. -- Edward Abbey