Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Why do we expect our Presidents to control destiny when they cannot even control the House of Representatives?
-- Russell Bake...
Why do we have two eyes? To watch 3-D movies with.
Why do we need a surgeon general anyway?
Why do we read left to right yet turn pages right to left?
Why do we study poverty instead of wealth?
Why do we want intelligent terminals when there are so many stupid users?
Why do women always forget to put the seat back up ?
Why do women wear a pair of panties and one bra?
Why do writers write? Because it isn't there. -- Thomas Berge
Why do you go around telling everyone that you are dying of AIDS when you are really dying of Cancer?
Because I don't want anyone screwing my wife when I'm dead. -- from Rodney Rude, Australian com...

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