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Why do they call a fast a fast, when it goes so slow?
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? -- Robin William
Why do they call them briefings when they take SO LONG?
Why do they have a rear window defroster on the Yugo?
So your hands stay warm while you're pushing it....
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do they put locks on the doors of 24 hour stores?
Why do they stop prison riots?
Why do they tell us to watch "The Today Show" tomorrow?
Why do they use alcohol preps when giving the lethal injection?
Why doth one man's yawning make another yawn? -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- The Anatomy of Melancholy, Part i, Sect.
2, Memb. 3, Subsect. 2...
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