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Why do scottish people refuse to buy refrigerators?
They don't believe that the light will go out when you close the door....
Why do smokers think they have the right to litter the world with cigarette butts?
Why do so many "Christians" worship an English king?
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
Why dost thou court that baneful pest, ambition? -- Potte
Why do the caterpillar and the ant have to be enemies?
One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars....
Why do the Clintons have only one child? Hillary had a vasectomy.
Why do the Kennedy men cry after sex? MACE.
Why do the police always travel in threes? One does the reading, one the writing, and the other keeps an eye on the two intellectuals.
Why do the same people who support abortion vote for helmet laws?

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