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• Election time is that period when politicians get free speech mixed up with cheap talk.
  -- J. B. Kidd...
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....
• Always treat your kite - like you treat your woman.
  Sir, do you mean take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?...
• I support family values--Addams family value
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist.
  It produces a false impression. -- Oscar Wilde....
• Why not have an old-fashioned Christmas for your family this year?
  Just picture the scene in your living room on Christmas morning as your children open their old-fashioned presents....
• Treat me like a fool, treat me mean and cruel, but love me.