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Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why don't somebody print the truth about our present economic condition?
Why don't the Japanese live in the mountains? Certainly, they could
apparently they just don't want to. -- elturner@phoenix.Princeton.EDU...
Why don't the men propose, Mamma? Why don't the men propose?
-- Thomas Haynes Bayly (1797-1839) -- Why don't the Men propose?...
Why don't they call the "Bionic Woman" the "$6 million" woman?
Why don't they have closed-captioned radio?
Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
So they will have something to do in the afternoon....
Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
Why don't tomb, comb, and bomb sound alike?

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