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Why does the U.S.S. ENTERPRISE ("Star Trek") stock so much toilet paper?
To wipe out the Klingons around Uranus....
Why does the Vatican have Lightning Rods?
Why does this guy use all these damned ellipses?
Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring us so little happiness?
The simple answer runs: Because we have not yet learned to make sensible use of it. ...
Why do five pins seem like a little, but five elephants seem like a lot?
Why do floorboards creak only after midnight?
Why do fools fall in love?
Why do good looking Blondes dye their roots black?
Why do I do these things to myself?
Why do I do this? Money, lots and lots of money.

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