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Why don't you go play in the food processor?
Why don't you leave and let live?
Why don't you pair 'em up in threes? -- Yogi Berra
Why don't you put on a tutu and go to a leather bar?
Why don't you put your face in dough and make jackass cookies? -- Soupy Sale
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like thumbscrews.
Why don't you sue your brains for non-support?
Why don't you try slipping on a pair of water moccasins?
Why don't you wake up and smell what you shovelling?
-- Sgt. Al Powell (Reginald Veljohnson), Die Hard...
Why don't you walk into a parking meter and violate yourself? -- Dick Cave
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