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How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....
How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, and a lot of light bulbs....
How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer....
How many Sparts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You can't CHANGE a light bulb! Note: Sparts = Spartacus Youth League, a leftist fringe group that believes in violent revolution....
How many spies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why bother? (I guess the point is that spies like to do everything in the dark anyway?)...
How many Spinks handlers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five....
How many square dancers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four, and you have to walk them through it a few times....
How many stage managers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That's not your concern. It will be done by opening night....
How many Stanford professors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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