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  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
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  One, but you can never change it back again....
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  You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: You won't find a lawyer who can change a light bulb....
• How many Reagans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  What light bulb? Note: Topical to Reagan's apparent poor memory....
• How many feminists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  11. 1 to change the light bulb and 10 to form a survivors of darkness support group!...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just one, but the light bulb has to really WANT to change....