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How many tight gits -- does it take to change a light bulb ?
Two. One to change it, and one to complain that even after all these technical advances, a light bulb still only lasts 1000 hours....
How many times a day I gotta threaten your life -- Tony
How many times do I have to tell you that drilling holes in your head will not relieve stress?
How many times do you need to be tolled anyway?
How many Torontonians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Tory MP's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Tory MP's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many tourists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions....
How many trainspotters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change it, one to write its serial number down, and one to bring the anoraks and the flask of soup....
How many Trotskyists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
(Cue typical sarcastic angry Alexei Sayle voice) It's no use trying to CHANGE it, it's got to be SMASHED !...

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