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How many USENET users -- does it take to screw in a ligth bulb?
Fifty - One to do it and 49 to talk about it on net....
How many USENET users -- does it take to screw in a ligth bulb?
Six. One to point out the spelling (you illiterate idiot!...
How many U.S fighter pilots -- does it take to change a light bulb?
? Hell !, You mean it was one of OURS !?!?! Note: Topical to the shooting down of 2 allied helicopters over Iraq....
How many U.S marines -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him ....
How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many US Presidents -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Only one. If he can handle 250000000 people a day I think he can handle screwing one extra light bulb....
How many utilitarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
As many as are happy screwing in light bulbs....
How many Valley Girls -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Oooh, like, manual labor? Gag me with a spoon! For sure....
How many vampires -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they *like* it in the dark....
How many vegans -- does it take to change a light bulb?

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