Miscellaneous Collections

How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs....
How many survivors of a nuclear war -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, you just hold it up and it glows by itself....
How many SysAdmins -- does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None. They deny privileges to everyone with access to that room....
How many system administrators -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just deny everyone access to the area served by the light bulb in question....
How many Systems Assurance testers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. We just noticed the room was dark. We don't fix the problems, we just find them....
How many talk show hosts -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many Taoists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
You cannot change a light bulb. By its nature it will go out again....
How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: Tauruses don't like to change anything....
How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away....
How many Tauruses -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One. But only if they can celebrate afterwards with a ten course meal and some great sex....

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