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• How many Capricorns -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Why should I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway....
• How many pessimists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None. Why bother? It's just going to burn out anyway....
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?...
• How many Apple programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one, but why bother? Your light socket will just be obsolete in six months anyway....
• How many Goths -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They prefer everything all black anyway....
• How many net.poets -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  swimming None, fish are through the of my consciousness, and edges I dark....
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many screenwriters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "Why do we have to change it?...
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?...