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How many [trying to think of it] -- does it take to change a light bulb?
????. One to change it, ???? to ????...
How many TV comedians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me....
How many Ukrainians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't need to, they glow in the dark....
How many uk.singles readers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Most of them....
How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
How many Union Electricians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Seventeen - One to give the bulb to the screw-inner....
How many Unitarians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to write a solemn statement which will affirm tha...
How many University of Chicago Economics professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the bulb needed fixing the market would have done it....
How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but once we get tenure, we don't change anymore....

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