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How many university professors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it....
How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many university students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold it and one to turn him around....
How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see, can you use a shell script for that or does it need a C program?...
How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but first he has to determine the correct path....
How many Unix programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but if you forget to tell him "2>" he'll mash both the live and dead bulbs into the same socket at once....
How many Unix Support staff -- does it take to screw in a light bulb? Read the man page!
How many Unix system vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None....

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