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How many teamsters -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eighteen, you got a problem with that?...
How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I'm sorry, we don't support that kind of lighting technology....
How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Our engineers are busy at the moment... We have assigned query number 987632 to your question....
How many Technical Support staff -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Well, we have an exact copy of your light bulb here and it seems to be working OK....
How many technical writers -- does it take to screw in a light-bulb?
Just one, provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it....
How many Techno dancers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many tech writers -- does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: "The user can work it out....
How many teenage girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it....
How many televangelists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They screw in hotel rooms....
How many tenors -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three - One to do it and two to stand there and tell each other how they could have done it better....

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