Miscellaneous Collections

How many Stanford researchers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house....
How many statisticians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One -- plus or minus three (small sample size). Note...
How many statisticians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
This should be determined using a nonparametric procedure, since statisticians are NOT NORMAL....
How many statisticians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Walt Pirie to hold the bulb and one psychologist, one economist, one sociologist and one anthroplogist to pull away the ladder....
How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
MY GOD!! IT BURNT OUT!! SELL ALL MY G.E. STOCK NOW!!!!!...
How many stock brokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many strong <ethnics> -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
115. One to hold the bulb and 114 to rotate the house....
How many suburbanites -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it has to look like every other light bulb on the block....
How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder....
How many Sun readers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, but one is enough to screw up the joke....

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