Miscellaneous Collections

How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Wait! Maybe the bulb isn't broken. Let's try it again....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We looked at the light fixture and decided there's no point trying to maintain it....
How many software testers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. We just recognized darkness, fixing it is someone else's problem....
How many software vendors -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: You have to do it yourself, pay them $99 for the privilege, and re-wire your sockets to suit the new bulb....
How many Solamnic Knights -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
It doesn't matter. They can't see over the glare of their armour anyway....
How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One hundred. One to do it, and ninety-nine to discuss how it was really too high for her....
How many sopranos -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three....
How many sorority girls -- does it take to change a light bulb.
7, one to change it and six to go out and buy Tab (or diet Coke)....
How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed....
How many sorority girls -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
6 - one to screw it in and 5 to make the t-shirts....

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