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• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb, two to lift the chair by its legs, one to call an American and to ask which way to turn the chair....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to force the bulb in with a hammer, one to steal more bulbs, one to ask NYANA for a bigger hammer....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many astronomers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, astronomers prefer the dark....