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• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, and a lot of light bulbs....
• How many auto mechanics -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
• How many husbands -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Four. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb, two to lift the chair by its legs, one to call an American and to ask which way to turn the chair....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....
• How many jugglers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but it takes at least three light bulbs....
• How many rednecks -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, it only takes one person to use a hammer....
• How many Newfies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two. One to bite the bulb out of the socket and one to hammer the new one in....
• How many light bulbs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two, the new one and the old one. (hahahahah ???)...