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How many supply-side economists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in....
How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
How many Supreme Court Justices -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant....
How many surgeons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now....
How many surrealists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Bathtub full of powertools.
How many surrealists -- does it take to change a light bulb? Fish.
How many surrealists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change it and one to throw a bucket of water out the window....
How many surrealists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools....

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