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How many scientists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use them as controls in double blind trials....
How many scientologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but if you want a cleared bulb it'll take years and years and set you back a quarter million bucks....
How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
That information is strictly secret and only shared with the inner members of the hierarchical Order....
How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?...
How many Scousers -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but 200 had to apply for the job....
How many scrabble players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
I don't actually know, but it's on a triple word score anyway....
How many screenwriters -- does it take to change a light bulb?
"Why do we have to change it?...
How many seconds are there in a year? If I tell you there are 3.
155 x 10^7, you won't even try to remember it....
How many second violinists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they don't get up that high....

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