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How many signal processing engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three....
How many small-town people -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and a cop to make sure he isn't doing it too fast....
How many smokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
At least five. If they all light up together the light bulb will do so too....
How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many soccer players -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five....
How many socialists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many social scientists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They do not change light bulbs; they search for the root cause as to why the last one went out....
How many social workers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many social workers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late....

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