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• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?...
• How many Russians -- does it take to change a light bulb? That's a military secret.
• How many Pisceans -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: They concern themselves with inner light....
• How many Mafia members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Three. One to change the light bulb and one to kill the witness....
• How many Labour Party members -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They haven't got a policy on that....
• How many lawyers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It only takes one to change your bulb to his bulb....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many Bill Clintons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None -- He'll only promise "change....