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• How many undertakers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They just paint them black and go on using them....
• How many pawnbrokers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It's of no interest to them....
• How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity....
• How many Marxists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, the seeds of revolution and change are within the light bulb itself....
• How many supply-siders -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The darkness will cause the light bulb to change by itself....
• How many gnomes -- does it take to change a light light bulb?
  None. The light bulb keeps blowing up....
• How many deaf blind people -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on whether or not you can get them to notice the darkness......
• How many Borg -- does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. The bulb will change itself when it is ready....