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• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?...
• How many Libras -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why change the bulb? Isn't it more romantic in the dark?...
• How many civil servants -- does it take to change the light bulb?
  45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork....
• How many nihilists -- does it take to change a light bulb? There is nothing to change.
• How many executives -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A roomful - they have to hold a meeting to discuss all the ramifications of the change....
• How many Englishmen -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  What do you mean change it? It's a perfectly good bloody bulb!...
• How many spies -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why bother? (I guess the point is that spies like to do everything in the dark anyway?)...
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many do you think it takes?...