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• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None - they'd rather sit in the dark....
• How many witches -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  It depends on what you want them to change it into....
• How many magicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Depends on what you want to change it into....
• How many Unix hacks -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  As many as you want; they're all virtual, anyway....
• How many psychologists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many do you think it takes?...
• How many aerospace engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. It doesn't take a rocket scientist, you know....
• How many Heisenbergs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  If you know the number, you don't know where the light bulb is....
• How many Geminis -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Two (of course) but it will take all week, and when they're done the light bulb will do your homework, speak French, and shine any color you want it to....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Just the one. You want to make something of it, eh?...