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How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to design the change, one to implement it, one to document it, and one to maintain it afterwards....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
It's hard to say. Each time we separate the bulb into its modules to do unit testing, it stops working....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but if he changes it, the whole building will probably fall down....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but she's not available....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
The change is 90 percent complete....
How many software engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project....

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