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• How many libertarians -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  None, if he wants to sit in the dark, it's his business....
• How many Scorpios -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Why do you want to know? Are you a cop?...
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  "That's alright. I'll sit in the dark....
• How many Soviet emigres -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Soviet emigres are used to sitting in the dark....
• How many Yale students -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None, New Haven looks better in the dark....
• How many aides -- does it take to change President Reagan's light bulb?
  None, they like to keep him in the dark....
• How many Arians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark....
• How many hardware engineers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. They always work in the dark!!!!...
• How many Klingons -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  None. Klingons aren't afraid of the dark....