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How many security guards at a Grateful Dead concert -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many senators -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum....
How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
How many Serbs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in....
How many seventies disco dancers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to boogie up the ladder and one to say "Get daaowwwwn !...
How many sex therapists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two - one to screw it in and one to tell him he's screwing it in the wrong way....
How many shaggy dogs -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb. Note...
How many sheep -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to follow him round while he looks for a new one....
How many Shiites -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Four....
How many shipping dept. personnel -- does it take to change a light bulb?
We can change the bulb in 7-10 working days; if you call before 2pm and pay an extra $...

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