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How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, it depends upon the platform on which one stands!...
How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero. We have the housekeeping staff do it for us....
How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to go through a whole box to find just the right one....
How many sax players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Sixty. One to change the bulb and fifty-nine to talk about how much better Michael Brecker would have done it....
How many schizophreniacs -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Well, he thinks it's five but as we all now it's only him, so......
How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Let's see: 2 A+'s, 3 A's, 5 A-'s, 11 B+'s, 9 B's, 21 B-'s......
How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework....
How many school teachers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
One if at home, but on school time, four....
How many science fiction writers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, but it's actually the same person doing it....
How many science fiction writers -- does it take to change a light bulb?

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