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How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don't. It's been like that for 2000 years and there's no precedent for lightbulb changing....
How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites....
How many Roman Catholics -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two - one to screw it in, and another to repent....
How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb? 60,000 dead and 300,000 injured.
How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
How many packs of cigarettes are you willing to give them?...
How many Romanians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None: Ceaucescu restricted them to use only one 40 watt bulb per family to save electricity....
How many Romulans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace....
How many Romulans -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Ch'iv na myinki blish.
How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie -- does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that's the proletariat's work!...
How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie -- does it take to change Two.
One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!...

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